User blog:Donojay/The New Precursors

WARNING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS HAS NOT BEEN ADDED AND WILL NEVER BE, also it's a Subnautica story with me, Miscergoo, Pedro the peeper, and King Sea Dragon (Chicxili).

Chapter 1, The Gathering
DONOJAY: Chicxili? Do you think Miscergoo is coming?

KING SEA DRAGON: I think so.

ME: You sure?

CHICXILI: Yeah.

ME: Okay,  fine but if he doesn't come I don't think it will happen.

CHICXILI: What?

ME: You know what I mean

CHICXILI: Oh yeah yeah yeah the-

ME: I hear something.

CHICXILI: Can I eat it?

ME: What if it's Miscergoo?

???: Sure is!

ME: Oh hey Miscergoo!

CHICXILI: Told you so!

ME: Shut up.

(Chicxili starts laughing)

ME: So Miscergoo, have you heard of he Kyuketsuki Ritual.

MISCERGOO: Nope, absoloutly not why would I?

ME: Talk to him about it Chicxili.

(Chicxili stops laughing and starts chatting with Miscergoo)

ME: Finally some time alone. Sheesh!

???: Why have you abandonded them? You should have stayed with them...

ME: SHUT UP NOW PEDRO

PEDRO: You got me! Heh. Where is Chicxili to protect y-

(Pedro starts talking muffled in the enameled glass cage)

ME: Why do you always fall for that?!?! Hey Chicxili! Look what I found!

CHICXILI: Did he fall for the cage trick, AGAIN? Of course he did I can see.

ME: Always falling for that. Hey! HEY MR. REAPER!

REAPER: What?

ME: Want a snack?

REAPER: Okay.

ME: It's good to be back in the Crash zone.

(Loud rumbling)

MISCERGOO: What was that???

ME: Could it be the Vampire Leviathans?

CHICXILI: I bet.

ME: Let's wait 'till tommorrow to find out.

CHICXILI: I agree although we're cathemeral I'll see you guys in the morning.