Talk:Warper/@comment-188.181.59.186-20170224232411

Dear everyone freaking out about the "spooky warpers" heres some words of comfort

first off theses things are increadibly slow, like a tiny bit faster than u wearing only flippers

secondly, their damage is pretty pathetic: you can at full health survive a total of 4 encounters

3 attacks from their claws with 1 teleport orb that moves with the speed of a gary fish. you will Live unless ur trying to be retarded,

thirdly, they wont just pop in out of nowhere and then immediatly inflict a series case of omega deathness on you. theyll pop up with a flashy teleport, then make sure that absoulutly every single fish within a mile knows this by screaming at the top of their lungs. then dance around themselves for 4 sec untill they spot u or other infected fish, after that theyll likely try to throw a base ball sized orb at u after taking a VERY, long and careful aim (i.e move 3 feet to the left once they lob the ball) afterwards theyll try their luck with actual threats like sandsharks or try to run after u at the speed of an old guy in a wheel chair. Then

theyll give up, make some more stupid noises and finally leave

now to sum that up. they are human sized goofs, who cant swim for sh*t, cant throw for sh*t, doesnt know the definition of "stealth" and they also have the attention span of the infected peepers that they hunt

dont be scared of them, just be careful about what they bring with them