User blog:Cryptosuchussss/ma adventure

me: *wakes up*

me: GOOD MORNING SEA AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT

boomerang outside: OH GOD THE SWIMMER HAS AWOKEN SWIM AWAY

me: y u swim away

peeper: AHHH THE SWIMMER

me: awww that peeper is so cute

me: *picks peeper up*

peeper: IM GONNA DIEEEEE NOOOOOO

me: i wont hurt you!

me: *takes peeper inside my base*

peeper: I NEED WATER!!! I CANT BREATH! HELP!!!

me: it'll be fine!

me: *puts peeper inside bioreactor for energy*

me: *leaves base*

me: *swims around*

me: there arent any fish...

hoopfish: im here with some boomerangs!

me: i dont see them...

hoopfish: yeah... because they all left...

me: *swims away*

me: oh hey a gasopod

me: hey gasopoddddd

gasopod: AHHHHH

gasopod: *fires gaspods at me*

me: BETRAYAL

gasopod: *swims away*

gasopod: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELPPPPP

me: what did i ever do?

hoopfish: whenever someone crashes on the planet, all of the fish get really scared.

me: ooooo

me: oke byeeeeeeee

me: *swims away*

me: WHAT R THOSEEEEEEEEE

stalker: THOSE ARE MY KELPS!

me: NO SERIOUSLY WHAT R THOSEEEEEEEEE

hoverfish: this is the kelp forest. it has tasty creepvines. just watch out for the stalkers.

stalker: this swimmer will make a good salad with creepvines!

me: w-what are creepvines?

hoverfish: oh, creepvines are just the kelp.

me: WELL IM NOT GONNA BE SALAD WITH THE CREEPVINES!!

me: *swims away to a cave*

me: oooooo

me: *swims in cave*

sign: do not go in this cave there is a lava geyser somewhere in it

me: *goes in cave*

me: *finds lava geyser*

me: wow i thought the sign was joking

me: ya know these caves are actually boring

me: *swims away*

me: *hears fish screaming*

hoverfish: HELP! HELP!

me: oh my god

me: whats the problem?

hoverfish: A STALKER IS CHEATING WITH CONSOLE COMMANDS!!!

me: what?

hoverfish: GO TALK TO THE ELDER REEFBACK!!! HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM!

me: reefback?

hoverfish: JUST STEP IN THAT TELEPORTER OVER THERE!

me: ooooo

me: *steps in teleporter*

me: why is it so dark?

big deep voice: because you're in a cave!

lights: *come on*

me: *sees giant creature*

me: WHAT ARE YOU???

giant creature: i am the elder reefback. i am the biggest reefback of all!

me: what is a reefback?

elder reefback: here. look at my phone.

me: *looks at phone*

elder reefback: here. you see that thing behind me? thats a reefback. i posted the picture on facebook.

me: ohhhhhhh

elder reefback: so why did you come here anyway?

me: i wanted to know what a "console command" is.

elder reefback: oh. well a console command is a cheat.

me: a cheat? like in a video game?

elder reefback: yes. our world is very mysterious. we have cheats and glitches unlike your planet.

me: how do i use them?

elder reefback: well, they are very dangerous. i dont recommend using them.

me: thats fine! how do i use them?

elder reefback: well on this planet, little tablets called PDAs have been discovered. it is only possible to use console commands if you have one.

me: *holds up PDA* i have one!

elder reefback: well, do you see in the upper left corner where it says disable console? press that.

me: okay. got it!

elder reefback: every midnight, it resets so that you cant do console commands. just press disable console. got it?

me: got it!

elder reefback: try spawning a peeper!

me: okay!

elder reefback: it gives you a list of commands. to spawn something, just type in spawn.

me: *presses the command button*

PDA:

me: *presses enter*

peeper: *appears out of thin air*

'''elder reefback: you did it! just dont go... too crazy with the console commands...'''

me: okay!

me: hey, what are the coordinates of my base?

me: *checks coordinates on PDA*

me: *types in warp command to get back to my base*

PDA: 

me: *presses enter*

me: *warps back to my base*

me: the coordinates were valid!

THE END (for now)