Talk:Reaper Leviathan/@comment-170.24.134.11-20151028181044/@comment-27080660-20160208205501

My theory: Stalkers are actually walruses that were put on board the aurora as food for the crew. When the aurora crashed, 2 lone walruses were thrown into the ocean. They were then mutated, but not by the Aurora's reactor. When a herd of Gasopods mistaking them for members of their herd farted on them, the stench turned them into horrible, green serpents, and they now roam the kelp forest eating any player that comes their way as revenge for humans trying to eat them. And you don't see it, but when you get killed by a stalker, they all turn back into walruses and start breakdancing on your corpse while the DJ Reaper Leviathan plays Michael Jackson music in the background, all while Gasopods, still thinking Stalkers are their friends, join in the party and fart along to the music. And if you try to put a stalker in a cage or zoo, the entire walrus army locks you in an underwater cage, taking away all your items, and leaving you to drown a slow, painful death while walruses breakdance on your dying body. While DJ Reaper Leviathan plays Justin Bieber music as extra torture. And while Gasopods fart on you. And when you finally die, they empty out all your inner fluids and replace them with floaters, then send you soaring into the sky as a sacrifice to the walrus gods.

This is obviously what the developers had planned all along.

Edit: I only noticed the "It has to make sense" rule after posting this. Oh well, hopefully someone gets a good laugh out of this. :P