User blog:King Sea Dragon/Spongebob vs. Chicxili and the Lava Lizards!

Welcome to my Spongebob/Subnautica crossover. This will have 6 chapters in total.

Chapter 1: The Precursor Portal
KRABS: Get to work, Spongebob!

SPONGEBOB: Aye,aye!

(whistle sound plays)

(PATRICK enters the Krusty Krab)

SQUIDWARD: Can I help you?

PATRICK: I would like a..a..uhhh...uhhh....uhhh...

(1 hour later)

PATRICK: uhhhh.......uhhhhh....

SQUIDWARD: THAT IS IT! I AM GOING TO-

KRABS: SQUIDWARD, what are you doing!?

SQUIDWARD: but...uh..uh..uh-

SPONGEBOB: Ohhhh... what do we have here?

KRABS: Is it Plan- wait, that's not Plankton!

SPONGEBOB: It looks...like a cube!

(mystery sound plays)

SQUIDWARD: Look!

(everyone turns to see a precursor portal)

KRABS: There is only one way to find out, lad.

SQUIDWARD: But how do you turn it on? It just seems like a hunk of junk to- WHOOPS!

(cube flies through the air into the activator and the portal powers up)

SPONGEBOB: Well, that was easy.

KRABS: Lets just go in!

(everyone jumps into the portal)

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KING SEA DRAGON: (seen eating a peeper) AHHH! This place is the best! Too bad Kharaa just affected that diver, so he forced me into eating peepers.

(ZAP!)

KING SEA DRAGON: What was that!?

(SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, KRABS, and SQUIDWARD fall out of the portal)

KING SEA DRAGON: What are you doing here!?

KRABS: oh no......

Chapter 2: Old Tales
KING SEA DRAGON: So.... you dropped out of the sky out of some kind of "time machine"? Please!

SQUIDWARD: And your the king of..what? An entire planet! HAHA!

SPONGEBOB:....

KING SEA DRAGON: (starts to get angry)

(MISCERGOO the Cuddlefish enters)

MISCERGOO: Hey, what did I miss?

KING SEA DRAGON: ........here we go again......

SQUIDWARD: HAHA! You don't seem that scary, you little cutesy fish! And you call yoursef a king!

SPONGEBOB:Uhh, SQUIDWARD, I don't think that is appropriate for the king.

KING SEA DRAGON: I would like you to run that by me again.

MISCERGOO: Here comes trouble.

SQUIDWARD: You...ARE NOT A KING! You are just a-

(KING SEA DRAGON grabs SQUIDWARD with his mouth and flings him around)

SQUIDWARD: (breaking) I WISH I HADN'T SAID THAT!!

PATRICK: Wow, super seahorse ride! I want!

(PATRICK gets a quarter and goes on the back of KING SEA DRAGON)

KING SEA DRAGON: Get off, get off!

PATRICK: It talks! Wow, this seahorse ride thinks of everything!

(KING SEA DRAGON shakes off both SQUIDWARD and PATRICK)

KING SEA DRAGON:''' YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF BRAIN!! THE GRAY ONE INSULTS ME AS A "LITTLE CUTESY FISH" WHILE THAT PINK STARFISH TRIES TO RIDE ME! STOP RIGHT NOW OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!!'''

SQUIDWARD: o..o..okkkk

PATRICK: Great job with threatining. You are so realistic.

KING SEA DRAGON: OH, THE PINK STARFISH WANTS A PUNISHMENT!

(KING SEA DRAGON aggresively throws PATRICK around)

(7 hours later)

MISCERGOO: STOP!! EVERYONE!!

(everybody stops)

MISCERGOO: I think someone is watching us....

Part 1
SPONGEBOB: What do you mean someone is watching us?

MISCERGOO: I know because I heard noises.

KING SEA DRAGON: (still in a rage) You think someone is there because you hear noises!?

PEDRO: (hiding, to himself) You should listen to yourself, Sea King...

(JAY the Ghost Leviathan enters)

JAY: What noise!? I will battle it off in an instant!

KING SEA DRAGON: Who are you?

JAY: Why, I am the Ultimate Karate Master of Planet 4546B! JAY the Ghost Leviathan!

KING SEA DRAGON: What the- How did you get in here? Lava lizards, take him away and dismember and rebuild this creature immediantely!

SPONGEBOB: Wait!

KING SEA DRAGON: What now?

SPONGEBOB: O great king, I pledge that you spare this innocent creature.

KING SEA DRAGON: And why?

SPONGEBOB: Because....he knows karate!

KING SEA DRAGON: Well, that's not a reason to let a person out of a death sentence, but....OK. Lava lizards, release him.

JAY: YES! Now I can show you where that smell is coming from.

KING SEA DRAGON: OK, but on one condition. If you fail finding the origin you will be fed to the titan leviathan.

JAY: I won't let you down!

Part 2
(at the Crash Zone)

KING SEA DRAGON: Sooo....this is it?

JAY: This is where I heard the noise.

SQUIDWARD: Well, maybe you should execute him already for being a cutesy winesy sna-

(KING SEA DRAGON holds SQUIDWARD by the head)

KING SEA DRAGON: If you let one more insult pass your lips, I can't promise you will live to tommorow!

SQUIDWARD: OKK!!

(KING SEA DRAGON lets SQUIDWARD down)

JAY: There it is!

(a dead peeper, infected)



JAY: You're right, but why did it come from here?

KING SEA DRAGON: wait a minute...

(eats the peeper)

KING SEA DRAGON: It's a fake!

ALL (except KING SEA DRAGON): A fake!!??

KING SEA DRAGON: The peeper was spadefish meat bagged into a peeper skin! And whoever did it must have had a green marker on hand, because the cysts wiped right off! And I think I know who would do this....

PATRICK: Who?

KING SEA DRAGON: PEDRO! Come out of your hiding place right now!

PEDRO: Well, you saw right through it...

KING SEA DRAGON: prepare yourself, everyone, this is going to be a long ride....

Chapter 4: Pedro Attacks!
PEDRO: Haha, I will defeat you!

KING SEA DRAGON: I could say the same to you, PEDRO! In fact, if you weren't so stubborn, I would have killed you seven times by now.

(WARPY the Warper enters)



WARPY: (blackened) i.....have....come....to.....take you-r.....soul......

PEDRO: wh..o, wh-o are you....

WARPY: i....am....a....killer.... (goes into light) Oh wow, I love intimidation techniques!

SQUIDWARD: LAME! It's jus-

KING SEA DRAGON: Remember!!?

SQUIDWARD: OK, OK, OK, OK!

WARPY: And....



SQUIDWARD: OK, OK, i'll stop!

PEDRO: Can't we just get back into the dramatic scene!?

ALL: okay....

PEDRO: Well, let's se you guys go through THIS!

(ghost leviathan zombies appear)

JAY: My own kind!

KING SEA DRAGON: Well, we are going to have to fight them.

PEDRO: Oh, bring it on! My ghost leviathans are made out of the strongest- wait, WHAT THE-

(a ghost leviathan sandwich)

KING SEA DRAGON: Made out of the strongest what!? It's talc!

PEDRO: I thought it was lithium...

WARPY: Seriously?....

PEDRO: Yes.

(SQUIDWARD grabs clarinet and shoves it into PEDRO's mouth)

PEDRO: (clarinet noises)