User:Nooie



Greetings. I believe I might be a low poly in-development pygmy fan, but I'll have to check. If you can work out what this hideous picture is, I'll give you a sixpence. -->

As a systematist, I find the lack of taxonomical accuracy quite aggregious, and have expressed my sad views below.

In any case, Subnautica is superb game - finally a game with some zoological integrity.

P.S. I am currently out of sixpences, indefinately.

My favourite taxonomical bug bears
Despite understanding no one will or can be bothered to act on the following, especially as it would only make the wiki more painful to navigate, I proceed regardless.


 * Blood vine / Creep vine / Blood vine roots are Heterokont eukaryotes - not Flora
 * Acid mushroom / Deep shroom / Jaffa cup are Fungi - not Flora
 * All corals should be classified as fauna
 * Alien drone is clearly synthetic
 * Blue barnacle is... oh well done. Yes it is an animal.
 * Bloom plankton unlikely to be wholly metazoan. Most likely a blend of eukaryotes - diatoms...

My favourite worm

 * Solenogastres