User blog:The porg lord/porg stranded

ok so this is like a diary and stuff

DAY 1

porg lord (aka me): ok we in space now

porg 1: do you think chewbacca will know we stole his ship?

me: no

porg 7: GET TO DA LIFEPODS


 * alarms*

me: what*s going on

porg 2: big lazer coming at us thats what

me: NOPE


 * i get in lifepod 9 and porg 12 also gets in*

me: LAUNCH THE LIFEPOD


 * lifepod launches*


 * ship explodes*


 * sound of lifepod hitting water*

me: we are alive 12! ALIVE!


 * silence*

me: 12?

LIFEPOD: porg 12 has died becuz of the impact

me: dang...

DAY 2

me: im gonna eat that red thing

crashfish: no


 * explodes*

me: ow

stalker: YUMMY BIRD THING

me: gotta keep swimming gotta keep swimming


 * gets in lifepod*

me: WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO KILL ME?

DAY 3

me: what the...

GaSoPoD: GiVe Me YoUr MoNeY

me: uhhhhhhhhhhh... no

GaSoPoD: YoUr MoNeYs... NoW

me: im just gonna... go

sandshark: come here and i will tell you something

me: ok

GaSoPoD: nO hE iS tRiCkInG yOu


 * sand shark bites*

me: OWWWWW


 * kills sandshark*

me: i hate sand sharks