Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26996876-20160310004245/@comment-30640746-20161230063154

Fire the precursor array

precursor 1:hi ender

me            :hi precursor,would you mind if you shoot down that pootis bird

precursor 1: sure

precursors:prepare for fire

precursor 2:FIRE!!!!

(gun fired,ricochet to alderran,destroying it)

precursor 2:our gun is not strong enough,call darth vader

vader:       :hello,ah precursors,oh ender want to speak with me,get him on the phone

ender        :dude, can you shot down that pootis bird

vader        :sure

(death ray fired,ricochet to the secondary research facility,destroying the PSRF)

ender,vader,precursor:shit,miss

ender        :load reapy to your cannon precursor

precursor   : ok

(reapy launched,i repaet,ehh...i mean repeat,reapy launched

water fish 88:today marks a new beggining for reakind,we shoot the pootis down for our freedom

reapy         :dunes,we have a problem,repeat its aurora,not pootis,repeat its aurora,not pootis

aurora       :everyone eject,eject,call the rescue team,OH WAIT,WE ARE THE RESCUE

TEAM!!!

(PLAYES HIROSHIMA NUCLEAR VIDEO)

precursor :ohh choot,this is like the degasi incident

xeno        :what is that metorite

golby       :nuke,fallout

xeno        :good,ender do you do that?

ender       :uhhh... no?

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