User blog:Shovel the Spadefish/The Last Survivor.

The Last Survivor is my newest blog, and sorry I have been on a hiatus for a while. Anyway, the story of the story is about the before-the-crash and after-the-crash. Enjoy!

Board the Ship, Lads!
''I just boarded this Aurora. Amazing. Beautiful. I have recently been assigned my locker and my own room. We were are suppose to do something to a planet. I forgot.''

No More Fun, I Suppose.
''Today, I have done my morning-list. Wake up, wash my face, brush my teeth, put on my glasses, ect, ect. But, I realized that Jimm, a good friendo f mine, he was gone. I asked a local security officer and he said that he was put in a temporary jailing because he stole %20 from Ani down the hall.  I also realized the EXO-SUIT LOAD was locked off, mainly because me and Jimmy went in there for alot of fun rides, and when we left, they saw a huge mess and key-locked it. No more fun, I suppose.''

A Unique Call.
''I just got a call from the captain. It read as follows: Hello! I am Captain [][][][][], and I have noticed that ''

A Boring Explanation of Modern Money.
''I'll be honest, this week has been SUPER BORING. I realized that you might be wondering "Who was Ani?", and that I think your also probably looking at this in the future and saying "Whats a %?". Well, a % is basically the ancient $ but revamped. A single % is the once-mentioned $. I hope you got all that. But then comes in the more advanced terms. Three % in a row is, what use to be, $5. I really don't wanna get too deep into it, but a million %'s would be just about $900,000,000. Youch. And Ani is a close friend. That was a super-boring explination of modern-money.''

Bad News.
''I found out recently that Jimm was...Well, hes alive but he got cut and his arm got infected......I recently visited his room and he said "Hey man." and I said back "Well, least you'll get a badass chaingun-robotic-arm.''

So Long...
''It has been over a MONTH that I wrote the last chapter of my life. I have realized that my PDA has corrupted slightly on the blueprints. I told Berekely about it and he said it could be a corrupted TEKKNO file. He said he would fix it today. Been so long...''

Well, Least my Life is going a Bit Up!
''The title saids it all. Recently, Ani got a promotion and a raise, and so have I. I was able to sneak away the EXOSUIT LOCKER ROOM key. Tehehehe! Im so gonna go in there and unweld all the parts, tehehe! I also heard that we are near the planet. We are here to terraform it. NOICE!''

Checkpoint ALPHA Reached...Wait, whats a Checkpoint?
''I suppose the captain recently landed at Checkpoint ALPHA. I asked him what a Checkpoint was, and he just showed me his PDA and it talked all about it. I told him "Huh, thanks." And I gave it back. I also decicded to wait for night, get in the exosuit room, and literally UNWELD EVERTHING! Even the PDAs! Hahaaaa, I might die. About 4,000 more people boarded. And I met this WONDERFUL woman....Named Anne. Now its Jimm, Ani, and now, Anne. And no, Ani is a male. His parents thought it would be a girl, so they sort of kept the name. It was originally Anne, but they decided "Make it ANI!"''