Talk:Repair Tool/@comment-2602:306:2500:5A39:45CC:838B:FA17:B467-20170712152543

OKAY! It's time to explain why the Repair tool uses Cave Sulphur or anything else it may be renamed in the future.

Sulphur BURNS. Strike a match and it bursts into flames. (OK, a bit extreme there. BUT STILL.) And how does a welder weld? By melting metal and letting it cool back down so the two pieces of metal are mended together. Again, sulphur burns, and a welder uses GLORIOUS FIRE to melt two metal pieces together. It actually makes sense since Sulphur is used in Matches. Matches are used to light things like candles, campfires, and the Subnautica Dev Team's paper-filled dustbin. I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IDEAS! HANG IN THERE!

I HEAR YOU TYPING, IDIOTIC NOOB! "The repair tool isn't a welder-" OH YES IT IS. It used to be named welder but then got renamed Repair Tool. Besides, how else would Markiplier repair Big Box Barry, Bubblebutt, and Mister Fister? PLASTIC WRAP AND A BLOWDRYER? WOOD AND NAILS?

Buuuut, I am confused on the Salt Deposit. Why would a welder need salt to operate? Does it internally scream for five hours after it welds because it wants a job? is it salteh? does it taste zesty? We may never know...