User blog:MrsIngGamer/wall thing non-comment story thing

So this is a thing inspired by the porg lord.This is About an Eidlon Wyrm (aka me) experiences when meeting all of Subnautica's Creatures ( i might do a BZ one idk ) so let's start.. This will also be several parts

Creature 1: Crash Fish

[ Swimming around in caves ]

[ Sees red plant thighy ]

"What's that?"

''Crashfish: HONK! ''[Explodes]

"Oww... that hurt.."

[ Swims around ]

''Crashfish nr. 2: HONK!! ''[Explodes]

"Ow! God damn..."

[ Attemps to swim out of Caves ]

Crashfish nr.3: H O N K!!1 [BOOM]

"Aquatic Scourge, damit! I'm almost dead!"

Crature 2: Gasopod

Gasopod: [Swimming around]

"Oh, that thing has an intesting tail!"

[ Gets close to the Gasopod's tail ]

"I wonder what it doe---"

''Gasopod: KEEEEE! ''[ Realeses Gas Pods ]

[ Cough Cough ]

"Damn.."

Creature 3: Stalker

"Oh nice, Salvage!"

[ Attemps to pick up Salvage ]

Stalker: YOINK!

"H-hey! come back here!"

[ Stalker Tooth drops ]

''"Ooooh, nice!" ''[ Picks tooth up ]

"I could use this!"

End of part 1, man theese are a pain in the butt to write, hope you enjoyed.

'Part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooo!'

Creature 4: Sand Shark

[ Sees Sark fins in sand ]

"What's that? is that some visual bug?"

[ Gets close ]

"Why is that ther-"

[ Sand Shark jumps out ]

Sand Shark: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

"AAAAAAH!"

[ Stabs Sand Shark ]

Sand Shark : OW OW OW OW OW OW

Creature 5: Biter

"What is that tiny red thighy..?"

Biter: COME H E R E !

"OH YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH ME?"

[ Eats Biter ]

(P.S: Remember, I'm an Eidlon Wyrm, not a human.)

Creature 6: Mesmer  (P.P.S: oh great)

"What in the Sulphurous Sea is that little thing? Is it supossed to hurt me?"

[ Gets close to the Mesmer ]

Mesmer: Come Closer..

Me in innards: Oh God, Oh God, Oh Yharon, help meee!!1!

[ Mesmer opens mouth ]

''Me: Oh! Idea!''

[ Opens mouth wide ]

Mesmer: ......?!

[ Engulps Mesmer ]

Mesmer: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11/?!?!??

"Oh crap, it tastes horrible... um.. glll. glll...ggglglllb..ggggloobhbl.."

[ Vomits Mesmer out agressivley ]

"BLAAAOOHHLHH..."

"I'm not eating a Mesmer ever again..."

yay end of part 2 ! Hope you enjoyed !

UPDATE: This project is no longer gonna be finished, i just can't get it done.