Talk:Precursors/@comment-26058394-20161103192620

Here's an imagined conversation between two precursors, told as a PDA.

Precursor 1: Um, Sir, we have a problem.

Precursor 2 :What is it?

Precursor 1: You know that bacterium we found? It's mutated.

Precursor 2: So?

Precursor 1:  It has gotten into the water and is killing everything.

Precursor 2:  $%^!!!

Precursor 1:  We have found the sea emperor is immune, however.

Precursor 2: FIND AS MANY SEA EMPERORS AS YOU CAN, AND KILL THEM FOR A VACCINE!

--some time later---

Precursor 1: Sir, there are no more sea emperors left. We've killed them all.

Precursor 2:  $%^!!!

Precursor 1: I suggest we bio-engineer a lifeform to kill anything with the disease.

Precursor 2:   Get to it!

--some time later---

Precursor 1: Sir, the disease is spreading too fast! The warpers can't keep up!

Precursor 2:  $%^!!!

Precursor 1:  Worse, human ships are heading  this way!

Precursor 2:  Let's build a giant cannon to shoot down ANYONE who gets near this planet.

Precursor 1: Uh, are you sure tha-

Precursor 2: GO DO IT! NOW!

--some time later---

Precursor 1: The cannon's done, but everyone else is dead.

Precursor 2:  $%^!!!

Precursor 1: By the way, did you always have that green spot on your forehead?

Precursor 2:  There's two on your leg!

Both :  $%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(both precursors die)