Talk:Lost River/@comment-14.2.80.34-20160911210052/@comment-14.2.80.34-20160911214254

Also apologies, Carar is a bacterium not a virus. The main difference being that bacteria will wine and dine you before it f*&#s you, a virus will just straight up f*&% you. So that would be a lovely river of deadly alien bacteria just waiting to get all greeny and pustuley intimate with the player.