Talk:Lifepod 5/@comment-192.107.120.90-20161006215252

Alterra Corp brand life pods are the fastest way to flee from a ship that may/may not be royally screwed. Our engineers have tested these pods rigerously for all of half an hour and have informed us that the pods have had a massive increase in safety and now only have a ninety nine percent chance to rupture on ejection like an egg in a microwave. But that remaining one percent of the crew that survive can send for a recovery ship if they manage to get the transmitter that was made with a tin can, a roll of duct tape and a AA battery to work"Alterra is not responsible for the loss of life regarding the life pods and all resources used to aid in your survival must have it's cost completely reimbursed to Alterra Corp upon recovery"