User blog:Cryptosuchussss/ma adventure pt 2

me: *wakes up*

me: smell that morning air!

me: ewwww i smell something else that smells gross

me: oh thats my morning breath!

me: *swims outside*

hoopfish: THERE IS A STALKER TERRORIZING US!!! HELP!!!

stalker: I WANT CREEPVINE SALAD WITH A SIDE OF HOOPFISH!

me: hold on!

me: *presses disable console on PDA*

PDA:

me: *presses enter*

me: here ya go! a creepvine salad with a side of hoopfish!

stalker: how?

me: using console commands!

stalker: teach me!

me: just go see the elder reefback and find a PDA.

stalker: okay!

hoopfish: i thought you were gonna kill me! i saw you kill that peeper in your base...

me: yeah...

me: *swims away*

20 MINUTES LATER

me: where am i?

spadefish: you're in the grassy plateaus! there are reefbacks here!

me: is this where the elder reefback lives?

spadefish: yeah!

me: i met him before without knowing what biome i was in. i just went through a teleporter portal thingy.

spadefish: yeah, the elder reefback is pretty big! and just watch out for biters and sand sharks!

me: okay!

me: *swims away*

me: *sees cave*

sign: DANGER! DO NOT GO IN CAVE! Come in cave! free seafood!

me: free seafood?!?!

me: *swims in cave*

me: it's a little bit dark in h-

sand shark: *pops out of nowhere*

sand shark: FOOD FOOD FOOD

me: AHHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU SELL FREE SEAFOOD

sand shark: US SAND SHARKS ARE PREDATORS AND MUNCH ON STUFF!!! WE DONT SELL SEAFOOD!!! WE EAT IT!!!

me: yeah imma just head out now-

sand shark: I THINK NOT!!!

me: i can make you free seafood! what do you prefer?

sand shark: I LOVE BLOOD GRASS WITH A SIDE OF SPADEFISH AND REEFBACK BARNACLES!!!

me: ok! thats no problem!

me: *swims outside*

me: *swims up to reefback*

me: hello sir, do you mind if i take one of your barnacles?

reefback: i dont care!

me: thank you!

me: *swims down to blood grass*

me: *grabs survival knife*

me: *cuts blood grass*

me: *sees spadefish*

spadefish: hello!

me: um... hello!

me: *cuts spadefish with survival knife*

spadefish: *dies*

me: now i feel bad...

me: *puts reefback barnacle and spadefish on top of blood grass*

me: *swims back to the sand shark's cave*

me: here ya go, ma'am!

sand shark: THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!! I LIKE MY SPADEFISH FRESH AND NOT ROTTEN!!!

me: no problem!

sand shark: can you please do me one more favor?

me: yes?

sand shark: i would like a biter to go with this blood grass salad.

me: okay! i'll get one!

me: *swims out of cave*

me: *sees biter*

biter: FOOD

me: nope

me: *cuts biter*

biter: *dies*

me: that was too easy1

me: *swims back to cave*

me: here!

sand shark: that was fast! thank you!

me: no problem at all!

sand shark: wait...

me: what?

sand shark: at this time of day... the reefbacks start going in hordes to eat their prey...

me: i was just about to go back to my base! aren't they nice?

sand shark: yes. they are passive creatures. but when they hunt, nothing gets in their way.

me: but they go really slow!

sand shark: not when they hunt...

me: but i really need to go back to my base!

sand shark: well, i would be safe in this cave. if you didnt get me food and i had to my self, i would've died. so if you stay in this cave, you'll survive.

me: well im also hungry...

me: wait! i have the power of console commands!

sand shark: what?

me: hard to explain. imma just spawn some food!

PDA:

me: *presses enter*

me: yay!!! spadefish salad with a side of... what is this?

sand shark: that's furled papyrus! it tastes reallll good with a side of biters and violet beaus!

me: *takes bit*

me: mmm! so delicious! you can have one since i have 3 more of them!

sand shark: may i?

sand shark: *takes bite*

sand shark: sooooo delicious! thank you for making me this wonderful dinner!

me: no problem!

sand shark: hey. those reefbacks probably stopped hunting!

me: *looks outside*

me: yeah! they did!

me: well, i should be heading home now. bye!

sand shark: visit again sometime!

THE END (for now)