User blog:CactorTheGasopod/Yesterday's dare...

So. Yesterday JohnTAD dared me to defeat a Reaper Leviathan with only a Survival Knife and First Aid Kits. It worked, but it took 3 hours. So, first I farmed all of the Fiber Mesh I could, went to the front of the Aurora, and found a Reaper. So this tactic of me hitting it thrice then healing was born. Now we were about 300m from where we started. It started attacking innocent(depends on your definition of innocent) Stalkers and Jellyrays. It then swam straight into the Mushroom Forest and I lost it. Then I swam back to the spawn point and it jumps red me and I screamed like a little girl. My roommate came into my dorm and slapped me across the face. I'm hindsight I see it. A 19 year old adult college student screaming at the top of his lungs. But anyway, I got tired of swimming without any Fins so I summoned a Seaglide. We were about two hours into this thing and I still hadn't killed it. I was hungry as balls so I went to the nearest McDonalds for a McGriddle. Now back. I managed to corner it into the Aurora and kept striking it. Then I was killed by multiple Cave Crawlers. I tried to swim back after I died but was gangbanged by a group of ten friggin stalkers. I knew they were there. I named them all. Sammuel, Sandy, Stewart, Shane, Shelton, Sabin, Sally, Sol, Sade, and Srir. Anyway, after that I got my stuff back and killed the Reaper. Then I got killed by a fleet of Bonesharks from the nearby Bulb Zone. Oh the irony.

The Darer himself:

https://subnautica.wikia.com/wiki/User:JohnTAD