Talk:Crashfish/@comment-30572652-20180830165851/@comment-37523168-20181116034235

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Actually, the warpers are not evolved to have the ability to teleport, but were rather genetically and cybernetically engineered by an ancient race of super tall advanced aliens in order for the warpers to wipe out a lethal bacteria that can only be cured by the young of a giant, telepathic, squidlike leviathan called the sea emperor, that somehow knows English despite it being on a planet that the English language has never reached, with the exception of like 5 people, of which only one of them ever saw the emperor. 1000% NORMAL, RATIONAL SCIENCE.