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Florp is an Easter egg item in ULTRAKILL. It's appearance is based on "Hampter", a popular internet meme. It has a form of a overweight hamster sitting with its front legs up.

Description
Florp is an item that can be found in [ 5-2: WAVES OF THE STARLESS SEA ]. You can pick Florp up by punching him with a fist, or by the Whiplash , similarly to a skull. It sits upon four blue eggs in a small nest, found in the ferry's first smokestack.

Trivia

 * Florp, despite likely being a mammal, lays eggs. As such it is either a Monotreme (egg laying mammal) or an abomination, although the latter seems more likely.
 * A legally distinct Florp can also be found in [ 4-4: CLAIR DE SOLEIL ] in the chamber of the Feline and the Rodent as a wall carving.
 * Despite the superficial want to do so, you cannot pet Florp.
 * Despite residing in hell, Jakito will accept Florp as a sacrifice. This suggests that Florp was brought into hell by humans during their expeditions. This however, does not disprove the theory that Florp may have been involved in the collapse of the Roman empire.
 * Florp's nest and eggs bear striking resemblance to those of a robin, meaning Florp either has similar nesting instincts and egg appearance, or has disposed of the nest's previous owner. The latter may have been done so that Florp could feast upon the eggs.
 * Please do not grab Florp with the Knuckleblaster or Whiplash, as the sharp thumbs will impale him.
 * Florp CANNOT be used to feed Jakito. Do not try. This is not a lie and you can trust this statement completely. Jakito has no good intentions for poor little Florp.
 * Florp does not move on his own. Whether this is because he cannot move on his own or because he does not wish to, we will never know.
 * Florp has more Polygons in its model than the Filth.
 * Florp does not pay his taxes. This is confirmed via an interview with Florp himself.



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