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Dr. ██████: Please state your name for the record.

SCP-2337: Cack! Am christened Herr Doktor Spankoflex. Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.

Dr. ██████: Thank you.

SCP-2337: And how!

Dr. ██████: Listen, SCP-2337 -

SCP-2337 draws a prolonged gasp.

SCP-2337: It me! Cack!

Dr. ██████: - You seem to have a pre-established relationship of sorts with several of the more dangerous creatures in our custody.

SCP-2337: And how!

Dr. ██████: Yes. Please elaborate on the exact nature of this relationship.

SCP-2337: It done be shallforth! Ablesauce am tricky mayonnaise forsooth, aunt Ruth. Come packin' with storebrand hostility cakes for mouthstuff. Slaveykins grew boarded and bearded from Chesapeake Bay to Unknown Kadath, my good flibbert. The three ringed hobo stack, over and over, alakazam. Cack!

Dr. ██████: Please repeat that statement in the dialect used by the Foundation.

SCP-2337: Ten-four, ex-lax!

SCP-2337 begins yodeling for three consecutive minutes.

Dr. ██████: Please discontinue yodeling.

SCP-2337: Am cack more sense?

Dr. ██████: We need you to cooperate and explain your answer in a coherent way.

SCP-2337: Mitochondria the molasses? Am what the spanglefreezer said, for shame, this! Askulate the right query-cue molasses!

Dr. ██████: You're not hearing me, are you?

SCP-2337: Only with the Nebraska cack-flip, amigo salad. Cack!

Dr. ██████: "…cack?"

SCP-2337: What ho, eastward bound?! Profound disappointment!

Dr. ██████: "Snackutations Doctor Spanko, cack! You am authoritater? Explainerate."

SCP-2337 begins "cacking" angrily, then proceeds to climb up to Dr. ██████'s face and attempt to peck his eyes out. SCP-2337 is quickly sedated with a tranquilizer dart and Dr. ██████ suffers only minor scratches. This has been noted the only time that SCP-2337 has displayed hostility.