User blog:Donojay/The New Precursors

WARNING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS HAS NOT BEEN ADDED AND WILL NEVER BE, also it's a Subnautica story with me, Miscergoo, Pedro the peeper, and King Sea Dragon (Chicxili).

Chapter 1, The Gathering
DONOJAY: Chicxili? Do you think Miscergoo is coming?

KING SEA DRAGON: I think so.

ME: You sure?

CHICXILI: Yeah.

ME: Okay, fine but if he doesn't come I don't think it will happen.

CHICXILI: What?

ME: You know what I mean

CHICXILI: Oh yeah yeah yeah the-

ME: I hear something.

CHICXILI: Can I eat it?

ME: What if it's Miscergoo?

???: Sure is!

ME: Oh hey Miscergoo!

CHICXILI: Told you so!

ME: Shut up.

(Chicxili starts laughing)

ME: So Miscergoo, have you heard of he Kyuketsuki Ritual.

MISCERGOO: Nope, absoloutly not why would I?

ME: Talk to him about it Chicxili.

(Chicxili stops laughing and starts chatting with Miscergoo)

ME: Finally some time alone. Sheesh!

???: Why have you abandonded them? You should have stayed with them...

ME: SHUT UP NOW PEDRO!!!

PEDRO: You got me! Heh. Where is Chicxili to protect y-

(Pedro starts talking muffled in the enameled glass cage)

ME: Why do you always fall for that?!?! Hey Chicxili! Look what I found!

CHICXILI: Did he fall for the cage trick, AGAIN? Of course he did I can see.

ME: Always falling for that. Hey! HEY MR. REAPER!

REAPER: What?

ME: Want a snack?

REAPER: Okay.

ME: It's good to be back in the Crash zone.

(Loud rumbling)

MISCERGOO: What was that???

ME: Could it be the Vampire Leviathans?

CHICXILI: I bet.

ME: Let's wait 'till tommorrow to find out.

CHICXILI: I agree although we're cathemeral I'll see you guys in the morning.

Chapter 2, The Ship.
ME: GET UP NOW YOU SLEEPY HEADS!

CHICXILI: Really?!? I was about to-

MISCERGOO: Can we just do the fraking Kyuketsuki Ritual cause I want yo guys to shut the god darn universe UP!

ME: Your turn Chicxili. I'm going to find what that noise was.

(JAY breaks to the surface and looks up)

ME: What in the lord of 4546B. THAT IS A FREAKING SHIP MADE OUT OF FREAKING ION CUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRECURSOR:''​▀​▖┗▛​▄​▖▜▚┣ ▜▚┗┣┗┫┓┏┓ ▛​▄​▖┅┗▖. ┣┗┏▛​▄​▖▜┏┣ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣. ┣┗▖┃​▀​▚▗┏┏┓. ▖┛​▀​┗'' ▞┃┏​▄​ ▛┏┗​▄​▖▜▚┣ ┅▖┗━▖ ▖┓┫▞┣ ▚ ▛​▄​┅┗▖ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣ ▚┛▘▞━▖┅. ME: WHAT IN THE FREAKING WORLD! PRECURSOR: ┃​▀​▚▗┏┏┓ ME: I'm getting Chicxili.

ME: Chicxil-

MISCERGOO: SHUSH! I'm trying to concentrate!

ME: Number 1, don't shush me. Number 2 don't shush me. Number 3 you're doing it wrong.

MISCERGOO: THEN HOW!

ME: Put hands forward not meditate form.

CHICXILI: Wow I could trick you!

MISCERGOO: You son of a gun!

ME: I hate to interupt... whatever this is but THERE ARE NEW PRECURSORS!

MISCERGOO: Gasp. I'm so surprised.

ANNOYING PRECURSOR KID: Hey wassup'?

(JAY and CHICXILI make loud sounds when a giant sinkhole appears and a creature comes out)

???: OYY! 100,000 YEARS IN A LAVA PLACE HURTS YO BACK!

ME: Wassup Vampire Lord!

VAMPIRE LORD: Good! Also I forgot to say this... my names Ralph.

ME: SERIOUSLY! Still I'm gonna call you Vampire Lord!

CHICXILI: Just please shut up, Almighty Vampire Lord please take this... abomination away please.

VAMPIRE LORD: Okay.

Chapter 3, Warpers are back.
MISCERGOO: YES! I DID IT!

ME: Cuddle fish leviathan. Say goodbye to divers.

CHICXILI: Yep.

ME: Dead zone?

CHICXILI: Nah, Red Zone.

ME: Dark Zone it is!

CHICXILI: BELOW THE ZERO ZONE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

ME: Nope.

(the Cuddlefish Leviathan roars then trys to eat the reaper)

ME: You made a monster.

???: It's adorable not a monster.

ME: WHY IS EVERY SINGLE FREAKING PERSON I KNOW TALK WHEN I DON'T WANT THEM TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: Because I can.

ME: This is why I need to go to the Dark Zone.