User blog:The porg lord/porg stranded

ok so this is like a diary and stuff

DAY 1

porg lord (aka me): ok we in space now

porg 1: do you think chewbacca will know we stole his ship?

me: no

porg 7: GET TO DA LIFEPODS


 * alarms*

me: what*s going on

porg 2: big lazer coming at us thats what

me: NOPE


 * i get in lifepod 9 and porg 12 also gets in*

me: LAUNCH THE LIFEPOD


 * lifepod launches*


 * ship explodes*


 * sound of lifepod hitting water*

me: we are alive 12! ALIVE!


 * silence*

me: 12?

LIFEPOD: porg 12 has died becuz of the impact

me: dang...

DAY 2

me: im gonna eat that red thing

crashfish: no


 * explodes*

me: ow

stalker: YUMMY BIRD THING

me: gotta keep swimming gotta keep swimming


 * gets in lifepod*

me: WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO KILL ME?

DAY 3

me: what the...

GaSoPoD: GiVe Me YoUr MoNeY

me: uhhhhhhhhhhh... no

GaSoPoD: YoUr MoNeYs... NoW

me: im just gonna... go

sandshark: come here and i will tell you something

me: ok

GaSoPoD: nO hE iS tRiCkInG yOu


 * sand shark bites*

me: OWWWWW


 * kills sandshark*

me: i hate sand sharks

DAY 4

ok... sooooooooooooooooo a big ship just fell from space and im gonna check it out


 * builds seamoth*

me: almost there

reaper: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

me: NOPE


 * gos back to livepod*

me: i am gonna have so meny nightmares now

LIFEPOD: that was a reaper they are spooky

me: you think?

LIFEPOD: oh the reaper followed you back

reaper: die

me:  -_-


 * throws peeper all they way to the arora*

reaper: YUMMY PEEPER

me: i wont do that again

DAY 5

me: baby shark do do do do do baby shark

me: this place it has red grass... strange

reefback: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooo

me: oh my...

sandshark: you kill my bro

me: the one the gasopod warned me about

GaSoPoD: ItS gAsOpOd

me: sorry


 * kills sandshark*

biter: fresh meat! come on buddys lets eat some porg meat!

me: NONONO


 * gos into cave*

me: why are there pink mushrooms?

crabsnake: YEET

me: im out of here

DAY 6

me: what is that thing

crabsquid: i am JELLO

me: runnnnnnnnnnnn well swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ghosty: get out

me:  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ampeel: that was SHOCKING! get it?

me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 hour later

me: home and safe

lifepod: YOU ARE NOT HOME YOU ARE TRAPED HERE ON THIS PLAN-

me: SHUT UP

DAY 7

me: SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

blighters: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

crabsquid: hi agin my head is JELLO and omg you have like 37 blighters behind you

me: I KNOW HELP

crabsquid:no i was thinking about a porgdog (hot dog with porg)

me: welp im swimming the other way

blighters: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

me: nevermind

(i zoom past crabsquid)

crabsquid: wut

blighter: hey guys theres a crabsquid they have more meat then porg!

crabsquid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

me: nice i swim back to lifepod now before they finish eating the crabsquid

3 hours later

me: yay im back

DAY 8

me: OH MY GOD ITS SO HOT HERE

prawn suit: IKR

lava reptile thingy: GIT REKT

me: no


 * sea dragon shoots fire ball*

me: BRUH


 * blocks with lava reptile thingy*

lava reptile thingy: OOF

me: crunchy yet tasty

DAY 9

me: I'm bored... I'm gonna take my seamoth and drive in one direction and see what happens

* 4 hours later*


 * I'm just jamming to GameTunes music on the radio*

me: wait why is there no ground any more?

grown up ghost leviathans: SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

me: OH NO WHAT WILL I DO... jk I will just go back to base

grown up ghost leviathans: noooooooo it has been 70 years or something and we have not had anything to eat

me: I don't care

* gets back to life pod*

LIFEPOD: were you not scared

me: ya I'm used to all the leviathans

Day 10

me: welp I'm bored again I think I will go back in the void and go super far away and see if there is any land

* packs lot of food and water and gets back in seamoth*

* 4 hours later again*

me: well ok I'm back in the void and I don't see any leviatha-

grown up ghost leviathans: ha ha your dumb for coming back here now you shall be our snack

* I just toss a peeper into the void*

peeper: UH HELP

grown up ghost leviathans: MEAT THAT IS MORE DEFENCE LESS YES

* the ghost leviathans chase the peeper to the bottom of the void*

me: should be smooth sailing now