User:XXTheRandomShowXx

My Contributions to the Almighty Wiki
For this almighty wiki, I:
 * 1) Help other people by answering their questions and correcting them.
 * 2) Add pictures to give people an idea of what I'm walking about (sometimes)
 * 3) Edit pages to make sure the information is more accurate.
 * 4) Give terrible jokes/puns at random moments...

My Hobbies

 * Playing video games
 * Reading
 * Playing video games
 * School
 * Playing video games
 * Eating
 * PLAYING MORE FREAKING VIDEO GAMES!!!!
 * Dying from forgetting to eat
 * Playing video games
 * Reincarnated to...
 * PLAY MORE VIDEO GAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEESSS!!

About Me
Hello. I am a space potato of the Royal Guard for the Imperial Council and Potato King of the Potatium Empire. Among the Royal Guard stands my sister, brother and step-sister. My parents (Mr. and Mrs. Potato) are wealthy, middle class citizens. By using are more advanced technology, we've been able to hack into the human networks, more commonly known as "the internet". Since hacking in, we've greatly enjoyed playing your hooman games and watching your hooman videos. It has been great to study your kind. Last Earth year, we sent a team of scientists with their personal guards to your planet for further study of your race. So far, we've learned a great deal about your planet. I would like to live in the US, maybe on the Pacific Ocean. Our planet has become very boring. Hopefully we will send a colonization team soon, so we can build a planetary relationship.

Who's in my Fam?
Good question. My fam includes:
 * My Sister
 * My Brother
 * My Step-Sister (married to my brother)
 * My Mom
 * My Dad
 * My "Dog", Abby (dog is the closest thing on your planet to our pet, not a direct translation though)
 * Grandparents

THIS PAGE IS A DIRECT TRANSLATION OF AN UNKNOWN ALIEN TRANSMISSION.