Talk:Crabsquid/@comment-28435078-20161129164817

Bill Nye:"Hello! Today we are learning about a scary creature on planet 343(incorrect, but I am lazy) called a crabsquid!" Shows an old black and white tv screen with horror music in the background and the cransquid attacking a seamoth for 3 seconds. "Now lets go to the lab!" Precursor door opens to reveal the precursor lab with many specimen in giant tubes. "Now the crabsquid is a very strange creature, Like all the fauna on the planet! The crabsquid is roughly... 3 humans tall!" Bill stacks tiny models of humans 1 by one, each one making a wierd human noise next to a crabsquid figurine. "The crabsquids hate light!" Takes a flashlight and shines it on the crabsquid figure, shakes the crabsquid figure around and makes angry sounds and starts bumping the figure into the flashlight with over exxadurated smashing noises " The crabsquids live in a place called the Grand Reef!" Grabs a brain coral sample and puts a little crown on it "Here there is almost no light to disturb the crabsquid" turns off flashlight and shakes the crabsquid model and makes pleased noises."crabsquids have something called anti-photosynthesis" word anti-photosynthesis appears at bottom of screen."so if you shine a light on them, they will release an emp and turn it off. Because of there large size, they consume animals like humans!" Grabs crabbsquid figure and puts human figure to where the mouth would be and makes eating noises. "The crabsquids can disable small utensils from flashlights, to big vehicles like cyclopses!" "Crabsquids also live in the blood kelp zone! (Gritty music plays), and in the lost river! (Mysterious music plays) "Now consider the following"

PLayer:"Crabsquids are nuisance! They are pointless and the ecosystem doesn't depend on them! They are Invasive!" Bill nye: "No, they are not, Crabsquids eat fauna and let the remains decompose on the ground to allow more to grow." Player:"So what bill nye! What do you know about crabsquids? You don't live near them?" Bill nye:" I know more than you on crabsquids! I am the precursor king, I know everything about them!" PLayer:"Wait what?" Bill Nye:"Warpers! We have a problem over here!" Player:"nO nO nO NO!"

Static,. I will continue later. C: