User blog:Shovel the Spadefish/The Last Survivor.

The Last Survivor is my newest blog, and sorry I have been on a hiatus for a while. Anyway, the story of the story is about the before-the-crash and after-the-crash. Enjoy!

No More Fun, I Suppose.
''Today, I have done my morning-list. Wake up, wash my face, brush my teeth, put on my glasses, ect, ect. But, I realized that Jimm, my best friend, he was gone. I asked a local security officer and he said that he was put in a temporary jailing because he stole %20 from Ani down the hall.  I also realized the EXO-SUIT LOAD was locked off, mainly because me and Jimmy went in there for alot of fun rides, and when we left, they saw a huge mess and key-locked it. No more fun, I suppose.''

A Unique Call.
''I just got a call from Jimm and he said that he ESCAPED THE JAIL. I was SOOO flabbergasted I called local security and he texted me before he got caught "Who did you tell about me?". Youch. Hope we can be friends still. Poor fella'.''

A Boring Explination of Modern Money.
''I'll be honest, this week has been SUPER BORING. I realized that you might be wondering "Who was Ani?", and that I think your also probably looking at this in the future and saying "Whats a %?". Well, a % is basically the ancient $ but revamped. A single % is the once-mentioned $. I hope you got all that. But then comes in the more advanced terms. Three % in a row is, what use to be, $5. I really don't wanna get too deep into it, but a million %'s would be just about $900,000,000. Youch. And Ani is a close friend. ''