Talk:Aurora/@comment-28435078-20161206170334

WHAT Happened on the aurora before it crashed Commander Keen:"Ah, I love sitting in lifepods while drinking tea. I dont have any human friends, but I have you Sally" He says as he hugs his cactus pot inside of his lifepod. IN the background a bear is running around and chasing people, and the magic school bus is driving around because why not.

"I miss you dad! But your head was always so wierd. You looked like a man child!" Commander Keen said as he stared at a picture of captain keen.

He hears strange music coming from outside of the lifepod. Doo doo do do do Doo doo do do do (Suprise[tf2]) Spy:"Suprise! Butt-"

Commander keen or second officer keen or captain keen I cant remember anymore. Wails like a little girl and pulls the lifepod release. Lifepod falls to the planet. Spy:"oh Merd-" he says before exploding into flames.

Back on the aurora..... Heavy:"MOOVEE!" He shouts in the lunch lines generic civilian:"dont do that."

Over PA:"Attention, this is your princible, I am still your princible. Something is about to shoot at us. So your going on a field trip, go to the Lifepods at the other side of the ship. If you dont, you will be killed, chopped up, and fed to the furrie-I mean aleins." Everyone starts screaming.

"Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Ya-da-da-da-da-da Doobie daddy doo doo dada do!" Heavy sings as he flies away