User blog:King Sea Dragon/Spongebob vs. Chicxili and the Lava Lizards!

Welcome to my Spongebob/Subnautica crossover. This will have 6 chapters in total.

Chapter 1: The Precursor Portal
KRABS: Get to work, Spongebob!

SPONGEBOB: Aye,aye!

(whistle sound plays)

(PATRICK enters the Krusty Krab)

SQUIDWARD: Can I help you?

PATRICK: I would like a..a..uhhh...uhhh....uhhh...

(1 hour later)

PATRICK: uhhhh.......uhhhhh....

SQUIDWARD: THAT IS IT! I AM GOING TO-

KRABS: SQUIDWARD, what are you doing!?

SQUIDWARD: but...uh..uh..uh-

SPONGEBOB: Ohhhh... what do we have here?

KRABS: Is it Plan- wait, that's not Plankton!

SPONGEBOB: It looks...like a cube!

SQUIDWARD: Look!

(everyone turns to see a precursor portal)

KRABS: There is only one way to find out, lad.

SQUIDWARD: But how do you turn it on? It just seems like a hunk of junk to- WHOOPS!

(cube flies through the air into the activator and the portal powers up)

SPONGEBOB: Well, that was easy.

KRABS: Lets just go in!

(everyone jumps into the portal)

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KING SEA DRAGON: (seen eating a peeper) AHHH! This place is the best! Too bad Kharaa just affected that diver, so he forced me into eating peepers.

(ZAP!)

KING SEA DRAGON: What was that!?

(SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, KRABS, and SQUIDWARD fall out of the portal)

KING SEA DRAGON: What are you doing here!?

KRABS: oh no......

Chapter 2: Old Tales
KING SEA DRAGON: So.... you dropped out of the sky out of some kind of "time machine"? Please!

SQUIDWARD: And your the king of..what? An entire planet! HAHA!

SPONGEBOB:....

KING SEA DRAGON: (starts to get angry)

(MISCERGOO the Cuddlefish enters)

MISCERGOO: Hey, what did I miss?

KING SEA DRAGON: ........here we go again......

SQUIDWARD: HAHA! You don't seem that scary, you little cutesy fish! And you call yoursef a king!

SPONGEBOB:Uhh, SQUIDWARD, I don't think that is appropriate for the king.

KING SEA DRAGON: I would like you to run that by me again.

MISCERGOO: Here comes trouble.

SQUIDWARD: You...ARE NOT A KING! You are just a-

(KING SEA DRAGON grabs SQUIDWARD with his mouth and flings him around)

SQUIDWARD: (breaking) I WISH I HADN'T SAID THAT!!

PATRICK: Wow,  super seahorse ride! I want!

(PATRICK gets a quarter and goes on the back of KING SEA DRAGON)

KING SEA DRAGON: Get off, get off!

PATRICK: It talks! Wow, this seahorse ride think of everything!

(KING SEA DRAGON shakes off both SQUIDWARD and PATRICK)

KING SEA DRAGON:''' YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF BRAIN!! THE GRAY ONE INSULTS ME AS A "LITTLE CUTESY FISH" WHILE THAT PINK STARFISH TRIES TO RIDE ME! STOP RIGHT NOW OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!!'''

SQUIDWARD: o..o..okkkk

PATRICK: Great job with threatining. You are so realistic.

KING SEA DRAGON: OH, THE PINK STARFISH WANTS A PUNISHMENT!

(KING SEA DRAGON aggresively throws PATRICK around)

(7 hours later)

MISCERGOO: STOP!! EVERYONE!!

(everybody stops)

MISCERGOO: I think someone is watching us....