User blog:Donojay/The New Crash

==='''The crash. I never thought this would happen, we were going past the planet 4546B when I was at my friend the Captain's room when we heard ruptures in the hull and when we finally got to the hull we saw holes appearing on the hull and after the holes were through green fire appeared and after 16 holes guess what? The Andromeda crashed. I launched my lifepod just in time before the ship hit the surface. I saw 17 different lifepods from the new lifepod creation called "Luxury Lifepod" which is a stupid invention, because if let's just say if you were taking a bath the time of the collision you will fling upwards, hit yourself on the head making you unconscious and when you get back in the tub, since your unconscious you would drown which is STUPID!'''===