User blog:Shovel the Spadefish/The Last Survivor.

The Last Survivor is my newest blog, and sorry I have been on a hiatus for a while. Anyway, the story of the story is about the before-the-crash and after-the-crash. Enjoy!

Board the Ship, Lads!
''I just boarded this Aurora. Amazing. Beautiful. I have recently been assigned my locker and my own room. We were are suppose to do something to a planet. I forgot.''

No More Fun, I Suppose.
''Today, I have done my morning-list. Wake up, wash my face, brush my teeth, put on my glasses, ect, ect. But, I realized that Jimm, a good friendo f mine, he was gone. I asked a local security officer and he said that he was put in a temporary jailing because he stole %20 from Ani down the hall.  I also realized the EXO-SUIT LOAD was locked off, mainly because me and Jimmy went in there for alot of fun rides, and when we left, they saw a huge mess and key-locked it. No more fun, I suppose.''

A Unique Call.
''I just got a call from the captain. It read as follows: Hello! I am Captain [][][][][], and I have noticed that ''

A Boring Explanation of Modern Money.
''I'll be honest, this week has been SUPER BORING. I realized that you might be wondering "Who was Ani?", and that I think your also probably looking at this in the future and saying "Whats a %?". Well, a % is basically the ancient $ but revamped. A single % is the once-mentioned $. I hope you got all that. But then comes in the more advanced terms. Three % in a row is, what use to be, $5. I really don't wanna get too deep into it, but a million %'s would be just about $900,000,000. Youch. And Ani is a close friend. That was a super-boring explination of modern-money.''

Bad News.
''I found out recently that Jimm was...Well, hes alive but he got cut and his arm got infected......I recently visited his room and he said "Hey man." and I said back "Well, least you'll get a badass chaingun-robotic-arm.''

So Long...
''It has been over a MONTH that I wrote the last chapter of my life. I have realized that my PDA has corrupted slightly on the blueprints. I told Berekely about it and he said it could be a corrupted TEKKNO file. He said he would fix it today. Been so long...''

Well, Least my Life is going a Bit Up!
''The title saids it all. Recently, Ani got a promotion and a raise, and so have I. I was able to sneak away the EXOSUIT LOCKER ROOM key. Tehehehe! Im so gonna go in there and unweld all the parts, tehehe! I also heard that we are near the planet. We are here to terraform it. NOICE!''

Checkpoint ALPHA Reached...Wait, whats a Checkpoint?
''I suppose the captain recently landed at Checkpoint ALPHA. I asked him what a Checkpoint was, and he just showed me his PDA and it talked all about it. I told him "Huh, thanks." And I gave it back. I also decicded to wait for night, get in the exosuit room, and literally UNWELD EVERTHING! Even the PDAs! Hahaaaa, I might die. About 4,000 more people boarded. And I met this WONDERFUL woman....Named Anne. Now its Jimm, Ani, and now, Anne. And no, Ani is a male. His parents thought it would be a girl, so they sort of kept the name. It was originally Anne, but they decided "Make it ANI!"''

Somethin' Unique
''It turns out there was another ship, the Degasi that crashed into it. It turns out there is one of their fish in there, a odd beaked-creature. Its awesome....Although, I am tired...So I might write a bit more tommorow....''