User blog:CactorTheGasopod/The Real Housewives of Subnautica

Idk.

L-Look Rebec-

I SAW YOU WITH HIM WITH THE WRITHING WEED,

Look I'm sor-

NO SORRIES NOW! IM BREAKING UP WITH HIM AND MOVING TO THE CRAG FIELD!

It's my fau-

SHUT UP BEFORE I USE MY STASIS RIFLE!

Okay, just put the gun dow-

BANG!

BOOM!

Hey ba- STACY WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

BANG!

DONT TRY M-

BANG!

Stalker. The End.