Noob: *sees trailer*
Noob: i must go deeper
Noob: *buys subnautica*
Noob: B)
Noob: *builds base in shallows*
Noob: hello fat- *gets farted by gasopod*
Noob: bruh
Noob: *at aurora*
Noob: wow so big :oOOOOO
Noob: *gets attacked by reaper*
Noob: bruh! stop attacking me dum dums!!1!11!1!11!!1!11
Noob: *progresses through story*
Noob: *at grand reef*
Noob: B))))))))))
Noob: bruh why is there OMIGOSH *Noob gets attacked by crabsquid*
Noob: bruh bruh
Noob: *goes into lost river after watching some yt vids about subnautica*
Noob: wow big skeleton
Noob: *goes into lava zone with cyclops*
Noob: all is fine- *lava larva*
Noob: BRUH STOP!1!1!!1!1
Noob: i need to go farther
*Noob reaches void*
Noob: bruh
Noob: *gets attacked by ghost leviathans*
Noob: AAAAAAAAAA *dies*
Noob: BRUH I HATE THIS GAME SO SCARY SO BAD!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!