My posts are often fairly lengthy. So, in an effort to get through this without it being boring, I’ll stick to one sentence per biome. Note: I am human and may forget some biomes.
Safe Shallows: First area of the game, tropical but a little boring.
Kelp forest: Very green.
Grassy plateaus: Nice and simple, but with some cool terrain and fauna.
Crash zone: Reapers, radiation, but still with resources.
Mushroom forest: Peaceful, pleasant to look at.
Bulb zone: Zappy eels, cool plants.
Crag field: Underwhelming.
Sparse reef: Boring, apart from the caves.
Mountains: What is the point of this biome?
Mountain island: Big gun go brrrrrr.
Underwater islands: Wait, that’s a thing?
Floating island: Suspend your disbelief, also lantern tree.
Blood Kelp trench: No.
Northern Blood Kelp zone: No.
Grand reef: Ethereal, cool plants, however unfortunately crabsquid.
Dunes: No, it’s definitely not worth it.
Sea treader’s path: Kind of like bison, I guess?
Jellyshroom cave: Cool, scary, ultimately forgettable though.
Lost River: Ooh, spooky.
Inactive lava zone or something like that: I don’t wanna go big lizard too scary :(.
Lava Lakes: Who left the stove on?
Again, let me know if I missed anything major.