Survival Knife (Subnautica)

*the player is exploring a mysterious third island*

Player: cave is dark…

*the player turns on a flashlight then proceeded to explore*

Player: Wait…

*a rock falls*

Player: oh-

*all the rocks from the top fall, but it is ice?*

Player: (bleep)

Ryley: You There? Oh your stuck

Player: yeah

*the player stabs through the ice*

Player: ok now that we are out

*the Player and Ryley Go outside the cave*

Player: Atleast this is an island

*a Raven Agent tries to push them off but Ryley kicks him so he can’t push them and the Player Kicks The Agent off*

*The player and Ryley meet up and find lifepod 4 with nobody inside*

PDA: detecting 3rd human life signature, and a supply drop, full of equipment, specifically all of yours, Items detected: Repair Tool, Laser Cutter Propulsion Canon, Radiation Suit, Stasis Rifle, and The pathfinder tool

*they leave the lifepod, and leave 3 vehicles after building them*

Player: wait…

*the player goes to lifepod 5 (you know what lifepod it is) and notice another one of the people trying to kill them*

Player: OH (bleep)

*the player stabs (REDACTED) in the face 5 times and then kicks them into the water*

Ryley: WHAT THE (BLEEP) WENT ON UP THERE?

Player: there are people here, not like the survivor in lifepod 4 but people trying to kill us…

(Stories now have murder in them if you didn’t count the fish)

Riley: This is Aurora Lifepod 5, floatation devices active, we seem safe… but I am the only survivor it seems, I was the only one to hit shallow waters, I can’t escape because I can’t build a rocket, duh, and there is this gun that can shoot us down… please help

Player: they rebuilt the Aurora? And it crashed? Again?!! *sigh* Get the ship, even if it takes a day

*the ship get prepared*

Player: This is Alterra Vessel Mercury I, Shut down when Mercury II started, back up when it went missing… THATS NOT IMPORTANT, we have tracked the signal, I’ve been there before, I disabled the gun, we will bring you home, trust me… we are close so we will be there is 5 hours… keep an eye out, long range scans Picks up a lot of activity, it should work though, we’ll send a package of items, stasis rifle, knife, scanner, laser cutter, everything you DONT have, see you tomorrow… maybe…

So I was on the survival knife page and saw that the fabricator picture was all glitchy. Could somebody fix it?

So, based off my Crabsquid with knives, I gave a PRAWN a knife

But it wasn't awful enough so I gave it two

Still wasn't satisfied and made the PRAWN knife arm

With this, I would like to present

The K.N.I.F.E. Suit, by Knifeterra Corp

I -Edited- the Crabsquid with knives picture (can’t remember who made it)

Who will he stab?

KNIFE CAT

KNIFE CAT

SEA TREADER MOMENT

Do with this as you please

So for everyone else who hates them follow these instructions

1. Find a reaper

2. Slaughter it mercilessly

3. Take a pic/screenshot and post it as a reply

4. Wait till Friday when I announce who won by slaughtering the most reapers

Enjoy!