I Wish I Could Teleport
I Wish I Had Infinite Money (and a bank account)
I Wish I Had Robux
I Wish I Had Minecoins
I Wish I Had Flamingo Merch
I Wish I Was 25 Years Old
I Wish I Had Minecraft 1.17
I Wish I Had Minecraft Java Edition
I Wish I Was Famous
I Wish I Could Go To Space
I Wish I Could Stream On Twitch
I Wish I Had Little Nightmares 2
I Wish Reaper Leviathans Were Not Scary
I Wish I Could Have Infinite Ice Cream
I Wish I Was Not So Lazy
I Wish I Did Not Have To Do School
Story time! So when i was exploring with my PRAWN suit i glitched trough floor and got completely stuck in void my screen shakes violently and it crashed
when i returned to my save the aurora was gone everything was gone and i fell forever
guess my save got messed up*
Guy 1: hey he here yet
Guy 2: nope
Guy 3: guys
Guy 1: cake
User: /Unknown User/
Request: /Enforcement Platform Deactivate/
User: /Unknown User/ at Kharaa negative.
3 years later...
Request: /Enforcement Platform Activate/
Orange Tablet Inserted by /Architect17/
Tablet Override Accepted
"Ready for detach?"
"Waiting for authorization from the captain."
"You really think Ryley was right?"
"About all of it: the aliens, the Degasi, the telepathic leviathan..."
"I hope so."
"Otherwise this mission will have been a waste of money, and you know how Alterra is about things like that."
"Yeah, but we do know at least the aliens and the Degasi are probably mostly true."
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were planning a party. It was Mario's 35th birthday. Yoshi, Rosalina, Daisy, and E. Gadd were coming to celebrate. Peach was baking a big cake, Mario and Luigi were making sure no Goombas came to the castle, and Toad was watering the mushroom on his head. Mario saw Bowser's castle in the distance, hoping nothing bad would happen.
Luigi: It's a nice, sunny day out to have a birthday party, isn't it? The birds are singing, and there are no Goombas to be found!
Mario: Yes, it is very nice outside. But I'm-a scared! I can see Bowser's castle in the distance!
Luigi: It'll be fine! and look who's coming!
Rosalina, Daisy, E. Gadd and Yoshi arrive at the castle for Mario's birthday. They g…
me: *wakes up*
me: smell that morning air!
me: ewwww i smell something else that smells gross
me: oh thats my morning breath!
me: *swims outside*
hoopfish: THERE IS A STALKER TERRORIZING US!!! HELP!!!
stalker: I WANT CREEPVINE SALAD WITH A SIDE OF HOOPFISH!
me: hold on!
me: *presses disable console on PDA*
enter spawn code [ spawn creepvinesaladhoopfish
me: *presses enter*
me: here ya go! a creepvine salad with a side of hoopfish!
me: using console commands!
stalker: teach me!
me: just go see the elder reefback and find a PDA.
hoopfish: i thought you were gonna kill me! i saw you kill that peeper in your base...
me: *swims away*
20 MINUTES LATER
me: where am i?
spadefish: you're in the grassy plateaus! there …
me: *wakes up*
me: GOOD MORNING SEA AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT
boomerang outside: OH GOD THE SWIMMER HAS AWOKEN SWIM AWAY
me: y u swim away
peeper: AHHH THE SWIMMER
me: awww that peeper is so cute
me: *picks peeper up*
peeper: IM GONNA DIEEEEE NOOOOOO
me: i wont hurt you!
me: *takes peeper inside my base*
peeper: I NEED WATER!!! I CANT BREATH! HELP!!!
me: it'll be fine!
me: *puts peeper inside bioreactor for energy*
me: *leaves base*
me: *swims around*
me: there arent any fish...
hoopfish: im here with some boomerangs!
me: i dont see them...
hoopfish: yeah... because they all left...
me: *swims away*
me: oh hey a gasopod
me: hey gasopoddddd
gasopod: *fires gaspods at me*
gasopod: *swims away*
gasopod: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HEL…
So Um, In Subnautica, My Current Goal Is to get the Cyclops. While I Should Be Going in my prawn and going into the Blood Kelp Zone, I need the Cyclops so i will not be attacked by a Warper all the time. I Also Need to get Blood Oil for Synthetic Fibers for The Reinforced Dive Suit.
But my Real Goal is Scaling the Grand Reef And Going into the Lost River.
(This Blog post will Be Updated soon)