me: *wakes up*
me: GOOD MORNING SEA AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT
boomerang outside: OH GOD THE SWIMMER HAS AWOKEN SWIM AWAY
me: y u swim away
peeper: AHHH THE SWIMMER
me: awww that peeper is so cute
me: *picks peeper up*
peeper: IM GONNA DIEEEEE NOOOOOO
me: i wont hurt you!
me: *takes peeper inside my base*
peeper: I NEED WATER!!! I CANT BREATH! HELP!!!
me: it'll be fine!
me: *puts peeper inside bioreactor for energy*
me: *leaves base*
me: *swims around*
me: there arent any fish...
hoopfish: im here with some boomerangs!
me: i dont see them...
hoopfish: yeah... because they all left...
me: *swims away*
me: oh hey a gasopod
me: hey gasopoddddd
gasopod: AHHHHH
gasopod: *fires gaspods at me*
me: BETRAYAL
gasopod: *swims away*
gasopod: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELPPPPP
me: what did i ever do?
hoopfish: whenever someone crashes on the planet, all of the fish get really scared.
me: ooooo
me: oke byeeeeeeee
me: *swims away*
me: WHAT R THOSEEEEEEEEE
stalker: THOSE ARE MY KELPS!
me: NO SERIOUSLY WHAT R THOSEEEEEEEEE
hoverfish: this is the kelp forest. it has tasty creepvines. just watch out for the stalkers.
stalker: this swimmer will make a good salad with creepvines!
me: w-what are creepvines?
hoverfish: oh, creepvines are just the kelp.
me: WELL IM NOT GONNA BE SALAD WITH THE CREEPVINES!!
me: *swims away to a cave*
me: oooooo
me: *swims in cave*
sign: do not go in this cave there is a lava geyser somewhere in it
me: *goes in cave*
me: *finds lava geyser*
me: wow i thought the sign was joking
me: ya know these caves are actually boring
me: *swims away*
me: *hears fish screaming*
hoverfish: HELP! HELP!
me: oh my god
me: whats the problem?
hoverfish: A STALKER IS CHEATING WITH CONSOLE COMMANDS!!!
me: what?
hoverfish: GO TALK TO THE ELDER REEFBACK!!! HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM!
me: reefback?
hoverfish: JUST STEP IN THAT TELEPORTER OVER THERE!
me: ooooo
me: *steps in teleporter*
me: why is it so dark?
big deep voice: because you're in a cave!
lights: *come on*
me: *sees giant creature*
me: WHAT ARE YOU???
giant creature: i am the elder reefback. i am the biggest reefback of all!
me: what is a reefback?
elder reefback: here. look at my phone.
me: *looks at phone*
elder reefback: here. you see that thing behind me? thats a reefback. i posted the picture on facebook.
me: ohhhhhhh
elder reefback: so why did you come here anyway?
me: i wanted to know what a "console command" is.
elder reefback: oh. well a console command is a cheat.
me: a cheat? like in a video game?
elder reefback: yes. our world is very mysterious. we have cheats and glitches unlike your planet.
me: how do i use them?
elder reefback: well, they are very dangerous. i dont recommend using them.
me: thats fine! how do i use them?
elder reefback: well on this planet, little tablets called PDAs have been discovered. it is only possible to use console commands if you have one.
me: *holds up PDA* i have one!
elder reefback: well, do you see in the upper left corner where it says disable console? press that.
me: okay. got it!
elder reefback: every midnight, it resets so that you cant do console commands. just press disable console. got it?
me: got it!
elder reefback: try spawning a peeper!
me: okay!
elder reefback: it gives you a list of commands. to spawn something, just type in spawn.
me: *presses the command button*
PDA: pda_spawn_console.pd4
spawn: can spawn any fauna, vehicle, or flora.
enter spawn code [ spawn peeper 1 ]
enter
me: *presses enter*
peeper: *appears out of thin air*
elder reefback: you did it! just dont go... too crazy with the console commands...
me: okay!
me: hey, what are the coordinates of my base?
me: *checks coordinates on PDA*
coordinates of safe_shallows_base.1 is -1.56 -678 -5.0
me: *types in warp command to get back to my base*
PDA: pda_warp_console_pd4
warp: can warp to any coordinates if valid.
enter warp code [ warp -1.56 -678 -5.0 ]
enter
me: *presses enter*
me: *warps back to my base*
me: the coordinates were valid!
THE END (for now)