ok so this is like a diary and stuff
DAY 1
porg lord (aka me): ok we in space now
porg 1: do you think chewbacca will know we stole his ship?
me: no
porg 7: GET TO DA LIFEPODS
- alarms*
me: what*s going on
porg 2: big lazer coming at us thats what
me: NOPE
- i get in lifepod 9 and porg 12 also gets in*
me: LAUNCH THE LIFEPOD
- lifepod launches*
- ship explodes*
- sound of lifepod hitting water*
me: we are alive 12! ALIVE!
- silence*
me: 12?
LIFEPOD: porg 12 has died becuz of the impact
me: dang...
DAY 2
me: im gonna eat that red thing
crashfish: no
- explodes*
me: ow
stalker: YUMMY BIRD THING
me: gotta keep swimming gotta keep swimming
- gets in lifepod*
me: WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO KILL ME?
DAY 3
me: what the...
GaSoPoD: GiVe Me YoUr MoNeY
me: uhhhhhhhhhhh... no
GaSoPoD: YoUr MoNeYs... NoW
me: im just gonna... go
sandshark: come here and i will tell you something
me: ok
GaSoPoD: nO hE iS tRiCkInG yOu
- sand shark bites*
me: OWWWWW
- kills sandshark*
me: i hate sand sharks
DAY 4
ok... sooooooooooooooooo a big ship just fell from space and im gonna check it out
- builds seamoth*
me: almost there
reaper: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
me: NOPE
- gos back to livepod*
me: i am gonna have so meny nightmares now
LIFEPOD: that was a reaper they are spooky
me: you think?
LIFEPOD: oh the reaper followed you back
reaper: die
me: -_-
- throws peeper all they way to the arora*
reaper: YUMMY PEEPER
me: i wont do that again
DAY 5
me: baby shark do do do do do baby shark
me: this place it has red grass... strange
reefback: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooo
me: oh my...
sandshark: you kill my bro
me: the one the gasopod warned me about
GaSoPoD: ItS gAsOpOd
me: sorry
- kills sandshark*
biter: fresh meat! come on buddys lets eat some porg meat!
me: NONONO
- gos into cave*
me: why are there pink mushrooms?
crabsnake: YEET
me: im out of here
DAY 6
me: what is that thing
crabsquid: i am JELLO
me: runnnnnnnnnnnn well swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ghosty: get out
me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ampeel: that was SHOCKING! get it?
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 hour later
me: home and safe
lifepod: YOU ARE NOT HOME YOU ARE TRAPED HERE ON THIS PLAN-
me: SHUT UP
DAY 7
me: SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMM
blighters: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE
crabsquid: hi agin my head is JELLO and omg you have like 37 blighters behind you
me: I KNOW HELP
crabsquid:no i was thinking about a porgdog (hot dog with porg)
me: welp im swimming the other way
blighters: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE
me: nevermind
(i zoom past crabsquid)
crabsquid: wut
blighter: hey guys theres a crabsquid they have more meat then porg!
crabsquid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
me: nice i swim back to lifepod now before they finish eating the crabsquid
3 hours later
me: yay im back
DAY 8
me: OH MY GOD ITS SO HOT HERE
prawn suit: IKR
lava reptile thingy: GIT REKT
me: no
- sea dragon shoots fire ball*
me: BRUH
- blocks with lava reptile thingy*
lava reptile thingy: OOF
me: crunchy yet tasty
DAY 9
me: I'm bored... I'm gonna take my seamoth and drive in one direction and see what happens
*4 hours later*
- I'm just jamming to GameTunes music on the radio*
me: wait why is there no ground any more?
grown up ghost leviathans: SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
me: OH NO WHAT WILL I DO... jk I will just go back to base
grown up ghost leviathans: noooooooo it has been 70 years or something and we have not had anything to eat
me: I don't care
*gets back to life pod*
LIFEPOD: were you not scared
me: ya I'm used to all the leviathans
Day 10
me: welp I'm bored again I think I will go back in the void and go super far away and see if there is any land
*packs lot of food and water and gets back in seamoth*
*4 hours later again*
me: well ok I'm back in the void and I don't see any leviatha-
grown up ghost leviathans: ha ha your dumb for coming back here now you shall be our snack
*I just toss a peeper into the void*
peeper: UH HELP
grown up ghost leviathans: MEAT THAT IS MORE DEFENCE LESS YES
*the ghost leviathans chase the peeper to the bottom of the void*
me: should be smooth sailing now